In the dimly lit back rooms of potato farms worldwide, there exists a secret society, known only as the "Spud Syndicate". For at least 2 years, they've been orchestrating a devious plot.

Their demonic plan is to convince the world that potatoes are more than simply vegetables. To sell more of their crop, they influence the public into believing that they are a super food that a person can survive on without any other food source.

To further their agenda, the Spud Syndicate has secretly infiltrated various potato-related industries, from potato chip manufacturing to mashed potato recipes on blogs, all to make us potato-dependent.

If we don't act now, it will be too late. Stop buying these delicious potatoes.